ABOUT

From James Lipton's famous "Inside the Actor's Studio" questionnaire.

What is your favorite word?
Bundesliga

What is your least favorite word?
Can't

What turns you on?
Creativity

What turns you off?
Inconsideration

What sound do you love?
Locomotive in the distance

What sound do you hate?
Loud bass from a low-rider

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Second base for the Chicago Cubs

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Skyscraper window washer

What's your favorite curse word?
Shite

If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome home, my friend. Your family is waiting for you.